Nagsimula sa: Pwede ba kitang makilala?
Nagtapos sa: Sana hindi na lang kita nakilala! Pakshet ka! Punyeta!
Simple Plan - Shut Up! (Official Video) (by AtlanticVideos)
Ang mahirap kasi, di ka pa nga nag-uumpisang lumaban, ipinapamukha na niya agad sayong wala kang aasahan.
(Source: doremildred, via sadyangmatalino)
Kahit si Hitler, galit na galit sa Globe!
Minsan ka na nga lang makagawa ng positive sa buhay mo…
Sa Pregnancy Test pa?!
Minsan may mga taong natatamaan sa ating mga sinasabi kahit hindi naman talaga sila ‘yung ating pinapatamaan.
(via beben-eleben)
BRILLIANT LUNACY
Miriam Defensor-Santiago
Friend or un-friend her, love or hate her. Miriam’s redoubtable voice — imperious, facetious, pugnacious — is impossible to turn-off or ignore. Good judgment is required.
And here’s what she has to say to all her detractors: “And when I die, I will rise from my grave and scare the wits out of them!” and and even more acerbic: “ A Filipino who may not even know that a Harvard exists, who can’t even pass the UP entrance exams…. I have no time to listen to this species of lower life forms.”
Enjoy the rest of those no non-sense pick-up, ‘taray’ lines, guys, originally compiled by Yoly Villanueva-Ong at her column in Philippine Star.
Those two are my favorites. What is/are yours? LOL
Commissioner of Bureau of Immigrations
• “I eat death threats for breakfast.”
• “Sir, I represent the majesty of… the Philippines. You have the obligation to show respect and courtesy to me. Now shut up, or I’ll bash your teeth in!”
• “… If you are an undesirable alien, say your act of contrition, because I know what you’re doing, and I’m going to get you!”
Death and assassinations
• “Death is only a state of thermodynamic equilibrium!
• I really don’t mind death — the only question is whether there is sex after death.”
• “I got the message, they are out to get me. The response is: gentlemen, make my day!”
• “…Death is inevitable, I don’t really see the difference between dying now and dying a decade later. So if I’m threatened with assassination, I welcome it!”
• “… I don’t think I can be reborn in a more backwards universe than this. It can only be a promotion!”
Erap Impeachment
• “I will jump head first from a helicopter in Luneta if Estrada gets removed from power.”
• “I lied!”
Diplomacy
• “The problem with the Americans is that they are overpaid, oversexed and over here.”
• “China invented civilization in the East, but as well it invented corruption for all of human civilization.”
SC bid
• “I am irate. I am foaming at the mouth. I’m homicidal. I’m suicidal. I’m humiliated, debased, degraded… I feel like throwing up to be living my middle years in a country of this nature. I am nauseated. I spit in the face of CJ Artemio Panganiban and his cohorts…”
• “I take it very personally…I will see to it that while I remain in public office that every member of the JBC shall eventually be held to account for their partisanship… I will participate in the Con-ass for the main purpose of abolishing JBC for corruption.”
Facing Commission on Appointments (CA)
• “I am prepared to dance the dance of the seven veils!”
• “I feel like Indiana Jones in the Temple of Doom.”
During/after deliberation
• “I’m hanging in there by my fingernails. My lips are at the water line.”
• “I have seen the future and I don’t like it.”
• “It was a close encounter of the third kind…in the Congress apparently there are three sexes.”
• “Land of the living dead.”
• There’s no intelligent life down here. Beam me up, Scotty.”
About colleagues
• “I wish we had a uniform… so at least the female component of Congress will not strut around like peacocks. It gives me a headache.”
• “A body composed of the “dregs of humanity. All we need for a new national hero is for someone to go amok and gun down these 12 people.”
• “Di ko pa nasampal lahat ng gusto kong sampalin”
• “The cabinet is afflicted with a dreaded disease. It is known as logorrhea, or incoherent talking.”
Enemies
• “Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.”
• “FUNGUS FACE!”
• ”BRAIN-DAMAGED!”
• “I will not inhibit from this hearing. That motion can only come from the mind of a one-celled amoeba.”
• “…He is suffering from mental AIDS and needs a frontal lobotomy!”
• “…How dare this anonymous insect try to gag me.”
Personal musings
• “…According to my shrink, I don’t know how to relax. I’m very tense because my life is about to be over and I cannot discover any reason for it…”
• “…There are people who think that life is a big mess and they are right. I embrace the chaos!”
International criminal court
• “If I get to be elected judge of the ICC, I will be happy for my country. If I don’t get elected, I don’t desire it so much that it will affect me… It has no reflection on my competence.”
• “The Dalai Lama has taught me that the best way to live life is to try and avoid desire…the basic source of unhappiness.”
• “I’ll have to resign. Isn’t that good news for my enemies? I would have to live in The Hague. I will look like a European…speak like a European… be as snooty as a European when I come back.”
RH Bill/Divorce
• “…Divorce should be available to people who become homicidal at the sight of each other.”
• “I can’t imagine going to the bedroom with my husband and saying, ‘Let us procreate.’”
• “Above the Pope stands one’s own conscience.”
• “As the author of the bill…I’m preparing my battle gear.”
• “We’re going to debate this… not only the political front, but also economic, democratic, theological, and medical, meaning to say scientific. I can debate all of them… They can sit in one row and I can sit all alone by myself. And then defend the bill because the merits…will ensure victory.”
• “Cardinal Rosales… said he will not excommunicate me. Otherwise, I will risk embarrassment during my wedding anniversary when I attempt to receive communion… I’ll be so covered with make-up, I’ll be unrecognizable.”
Pacquiao and RH
• “…The Bible does not say, ‘go out to the world.’ It sounds very much like God is encouraging us to go out and copulate in public.”
• “God said… ‘Go forth and multiply.’ That meant that God wanted man, not necessarily to literally multiply, but to go out to work with the rest of the human beings…”
• …He knows more about boxing than possibly anybody alive… But still, we cannot be know-it-alls. It will be very misleading to use his celebrity status to enter into… a great debate on the political economy.
• “Huwag mo nang pasukan ito. E kung kaming mga senador, hindi kami pumapasok sa pagboxing pero kung gusto mo pwede rin.”
• Is she threatened by Pacquio’s popularity? —“I don’t think so, this is a literate country.”
Prosecution
• “Every senatoriable is eager to spout pious nonsense… just to get free media advertising ahead of the campaign. Kulang na lang puntahan nila ang camera at i-saksak nila ang mukha nila duon,”
• “Sabi nyo malakas na malakas ang eight Articles of Impeachment. Nung tatlo na lang, tama na, panalo na kami. Wah.”
• …I request the secretariat to record…that I said “WAH”!
• “ …Prosecution has been in very bad faith all along. You’ve been saying to the media, ‘Panalo na kami.’ Kami ang magdedesisyon niyan, hindi kayo.”
• “…You are pre-judging the case. Are you conducting trial by publicity? … H‘wag niyo kaming ginaganyan-ganyan.”
• Ang yayabang ng mga nagsasalita ng ganyan.”
• “Gago man”
Hellfire
• “I say to the priest, judge not, that you shall not be judged.”
• “… That priest should spend his energy fighting pedophilia… instead of meddling in politics & dividing parishioners.”
• “ This priest sounds very much like a publicity hound. I thought humility…is a virtue.”
JUSTIN BIEBER
• “Justin Bieber, he’s one of those phenomena that makes you wonder whether there’s a god in the universe.”
(via taga-paslang)
